message me 3 things you want to know about me

(Source: nicotineandfuckingalcohol, via somaticallyincorrect)

flirtaciously:

imagine social followers like
followers who actually want to talk to you
especially ones you have a mutual follow thing goin on

(via flirtaciously)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via tacobelltho)

davvvd:

Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.

(via weareinvictus)

darrynek:

all this pop punk and you couldn’t defend me

(Source: panerasexual, via emoxscum)

See what your followers thinks of you.

magiofkou:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.

(Source: cucumber-sorbet, via heavymetal4lyfe)